WTD: Time Moving Backwards

I am pretty sure time had reversed itself. Wasn’t it just 5:15 and now it is only 4:30? How am I going to make it 6pm tonight considering I finished all the work I had to do today around noon? I’ve already procrastinated for the last 4.5 hours and I have to do it again for another 1.5? And they said Cartography was glamorous? I knew I should have been a foot model. Here is how I’m spending the last 1.5 hours of pure monotonous hell.
4:32- Go to the bathroom for the 6th time this afternoon because I have nothing better to do than drink water.
4:35 – Check my hotmail to see if the email I’ve been anticipating for the last 30 hours has come in the last 2 minutes. No dice.
4:36 – Type in some command line to make it look like I’m important.
4:39 – Have 20th panic attack about my current financial situation. Wonder if frozen ravioli is a bad xmas present for my brother-in-law. Maybe if I wrap it up really pretty…
4:46 – I am pretty sure my eyes are bleeding.
5:00 – Do I have a parasite? I’m always hungry… shit no it’s that I have no food to eat. A bowl of pasta a day just isn’t cutting it.
5:11 – Is the crazy person sitting next to me going to go postal? I mean she normally works a 4 hour day, and I think she is up to 5, but still billing for 8…. There is a lot of mumbling and slamming of office supplies…I’m going to the bathroom EFF THIS.
5:21 – Email?….Mother *&%*&# why is it when you are expecting an important email it never comes when you need it.
5:27 – CNN Headline “Lindsey Lohan Hasn’t had a Drink in a Week” Four words- This-Is-Fucking-News?
I Can't take it any more................